Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing – we’re going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.

Something is technically wrong. Thanks for noticing ‚ÄĒ we’re going to fix it up and have things back to normal soon.

This is a post that brought me a lot of traffic to my website, and most of it went to Brazil. If you are looking for the Tweet its at this link, http://twitter.com/webluke/statuses/8788990206 I think it was some time when Twitter was down or something.

Also if you want you can follow me on twitter I’m @webluke

Old pic of a computer screen

Here is a picture from my online classes in a lesson about listening. In the picture the old guy is telling the young guy something. Here is what I think they were saying…

“Hay Bob do you like my tie that matches my spenders?”

“You know Frank it looks old and lame like you”

“Bob what looks lame is the crappy 10 inch screen you got going on here, I mean wow it can only do green colors. O and your black tie sucks.”

“At least it’s not an iPad and I can do more then what someone else things I can do on it Frank.”

“Good point, get back to work Bob.”

Ya I added in some stuff at the end there as I was writing this ūüėÄ

Just a Tap on the Shoulder

New York Cab - Toyota Prius
Image via Wikipedia

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask  the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder  to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost  control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the¬† cab.¬†Then, the still shaking driver said, ‘Are you¬†OK?¬†I’m so sorry, but you scared the daylights out¬†of me.

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the¬† driver¬†and said he didn’t realize that a mere tap on¬† the¬†shoulder would startle the driver so badly.

The driver replied, ‘No, no, I’m the one who is sorry, it’s¬† entirely¬†my fault. Today is my very¬†first day driving a cab

….
I’ve been driving a hearse for the past¬† 25¬† years.

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via EXTRALIFE – By Scott Johnson by Scott Johnson on 1/21/10


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