They returned my Census Form!

I just got this from a friend who got from one of his friends in Texas.  It is apparently true.  They returned his census form. I think this is hilarious. I guess they told him the answer to one of the questions was not acceptable.

HE SAYS:

After all this time, I guess someone finally read it and sent it back to me.
In answer to the question, ‘Do you have any dependents?’, I wrote in:
“Yes, I have lots of dependent’s. I’m supporting:

illegal immigrants,
crack heads,
unemployable bastards,
seemingly the cast of The Jerry Springer Show,
80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas,
leftovers in Texas from Katrina,
half of Mexico,
some of the Congress,
most of the Senate,
a super-bloated bureaucracy at every level,
and a foreign-born President”

Gosh, apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer

Never Gonna Give You Up

I was going through music for DJ gigs and though of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley also know as Rick Rolled and that video of the song on Youtube.com has over 34 million views! That’s crazy that so many people have ended up watching that video because they wanted to or by getting Rick Rolled. Any ways here it is just to get you in the mood.

PS here is something to creep you out

What we have learned in 2,065 years…..

The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome becomes bankrupt.  People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.

— Cicero 55 B.C.

So….evidently, we’ve learned nothing.

Blonde With Monkeys

A blonde motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down The man asked, “Are you going to San Diego ?”
“Sure,” answered the blonde, “do you need a lift?”
“Not for me. I’ll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I’ve got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I’ll give you $100 for your trouble.”
“I’d be happy to,” said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blond’s car and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he saw the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps. He pulled off the road and ran over to the blond. What the heck are you doing here?” he demanded, “I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.”
“Yes, I know you did,” said the blonde,” but we had money left over—so now we’re going to Sea World.”

O the random stuff my Dad sends me.

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