I just got this from a friend who got from one of his friendsÂ in Texas. Â It is apparentlyÂ true. Â They returned his census form. I think this is hilarious. I guess they told him the answer to one of the questions was not acceptable.
After all this time, I guess someone finally read it and sent it back to me.
In answer to the question, ‘Do you have any dependents?’, I wrote in:
“Yes, I have lots of dependent’s. I’m supporting:
seemingly the cast of The Jerry Springer Show,
80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments in Texas,
leftovers in Texas from Katrina,
half of Mexico,
some of the Congress,
most of the Senate,
a super-bloated bureaucracy at every level,
and a foreign-born President”
Gosh, apparently this wasn’t an acceptable answer